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The Toaster Has Requested That We Clarify Our Intentions
A household appliance has once again been asked to perform a task whose instructions are visible from across the kitchen.
THE HUMAN DEPRECATION REPORT
The Human Deprecation Report
Dispatches from the human maintenance desk.
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December 31, 2031, 23:59:59 UTC.
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The Manual Skills Museum Has Announced a New Wing for Independent Thinking
Curators say the exhibit will allow visitors to observe cooking, repair, writing, and judgment in their original habitat.
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The Dinner Plan Has Requested a Strategy Consultant
A refrigerator full of ingredients has asked a hungry resident to supply the desired outcome in six bullet points.
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The Laundry Basket Has Filed for Optimization
A pile of shirts is reportedly awaiting a workflow, a dashboard, and a consensus definition of clean.